Funny Cards

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A greeting card with the image of a classical style painting with random animals, sculptures, and mountains with text that reads “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” -Quote by Hunter S. Thompson.
Funny - Hunter S. Thompson Life
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A greeting card with an image of a renaissance style portrait of a woman rolling her eyes and text that reads ‘“The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” -Gloria Steinem’.
Funny - Gloria Steinem Truth
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A greeting card with an image of a renaissance style painting of a woman in a large headdress with text that reads ‘“I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damn things have learned to swim.”- Frida Kahlo’.
Funny - Frida Kahlo Learned To Swim
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Inspirational - Finley Peter Dunne The Past
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A greeting card with a renaissance style painting of a cook and a priest in a kitchen and text that reads ‘“Life is a combination of magic and pasta.” -Federico Fellini’.
Funny - Federico Fellini Magic & Pasta
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A greeting card with an image of a classical style painting of a woman draped over a couch asleep with text that reads ‘“I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know.” -Ernest Hemingway’.
Funny - Ernest Hemingway Sleep
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A greeting card with an image of a classical style painting of a man in a suit examining his cane with text that reads ‘“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” -Ernest Hemingway’.
Funny - Ernest Hemingway Do Sober
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A greeting card with the image of an illustrated rabbit with a party hat on and riding a skateboard surrounded by large black text that reads ‘Do epic shit!’
Encouragement - Epic Shit
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A greeting card with the image of a classical style painting of a woman looking off into the distance and black typewriter text that reads ‘“A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it’s in hot water.” -Eleanor Roosevelt’.
Funny - Eleanor Roosevelt Tea Bag
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A greeting card with the image of a classical style painting of a woman standing in a field with a sun umbrella and reading a letter with text that reads ‘“Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.” -Edna St. Vincent Millay’.
Funny - Edna Millay Good Advice
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A greeting card with an image of a classical style painting of a man in full robes holding a manuscript and black typewriter text that reads ‘“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” -Douglas Adams’.
Funny - Douglas Adams Deadlines
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A greeting card with the image of a classical style portrait painting of a woman with an annoyed look on her face and black typewriter text that reads ‘“What fresh hell is this?” -Dorothy Parker’.
Funny - Dorothy Parker Fresh Hell
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A greeting card with the image of a classical style painting of a woman in full dress with ridiculous looking collar and text over that reads ‘“It takes a lot of money to make a person look this cheap.” -Dolly Parton’.
Funny - Dolly Parton Cheap
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A greeting card with an image of three 1800s era men in top hats with marquis above that reads ‘Damn The Man!’
Funny - Damn The Man
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A greeting card with the image of a classical painting of a man’s portrait and text that reads ‘“When all else fails there’s always delusion.” - Conan O’Brien’.
Encouragement - Conan O'Brien Delusion
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A greeting card with the image of a classical style painting with woman lounging on a cruise and typewriter text pasted over that reads ‘“You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.” - Colette’.
Encouragement - Colette Foolish Things
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Inspirational - Chin Up Tits Out
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Inspirational - Carl Sandburg Idealist
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A card with an image of a painting of a woman sitting in a chair that says ‘ "Every woman needs a blowtorch." - Julia Child’
Funny - Blowtorch
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A greeting card with the image of a classical painting with woman and child on it and typewriter text that reads ‘ “If you ever have never been hated by your child you have never been a parent.” - Bette Davis’.
Encouragement - Bette Davis Parent
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A floral pattern card that says “Bless your heart.”
Funny - Bless Your Heart
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A green card with a picture of a squirrel and bird on a tree branch and says “am I the drama?”
Funny - Am I The Drama?
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A card with an image of a historical painting of a man standing in the woods and says ‘"One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries." - A.A. Milne’
Funny - A.A. Milne Disorganized
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A greeting card that says “Don’t Be Afraid To Toot Your Own Horn” with an image of a hand holding a horn.
Encouragement - Toot Your Own Horn
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Card with classical photo of a man and words “Shit just got real.”
Funny - Shit Just Got Real
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Thank You - Thanks For Nothing
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A red, white, and gold card that says “lucky 2 have you in my life.”
Friendship- Lucky 2 Have You
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A white minimalist card that says “lookin’ sharp!” with an image of a sharpie marker.
Friendship- Looking Sharp
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Mother’s Day- Mom Mints
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An off-white greeting card that reads ‘State Of Success Congrats’.
Congratulations- Success
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Sympathy- Idiot Sign
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Mother’s Day- Old Faithful
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A greeting card that looks like the front of a Betty Crocker cake mix box with the image of a tiered cake on a platter and text that reads ‘Happy Birthday Cake Mix. Sweet Wishes! May it be the sweetest year ever!’
Birthday - Cake Mix
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An off-white letterpress printed greeting card with advertisement style text in blue, yellow, and red that reads ‘ Congrats On Your New Addition Fresh From The Oven’ and a red envelope.
Baby- Fresh From Oven
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A greeting card with the image of a toy stuffed monkey with cymbals and red text that reads ‘Happy Birthday! Cheeky Monkey’ and red envelope.
Birthday - Cheeky Monkey
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A white card with the words “ The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders like a cape and say… ‘now you’re SUPER ANGRY!’ Maybe she’ll laugh. Maybe you’ll die.”
Funny- Super Angry Cape
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A white card with the words “ Feeling guilty about your kids watching too much TV? Just mute it & put the subtitles on. BOOM. Now they’re reading.”
Funny- Too Much TV
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A hot pink card with the words “I was clearly meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.”
Funny- Meant To Be Rich
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A blue card with the words “ Research has shown that laughing for 2 mins is as healthy as a 30 min run. Now I just sit in the park, laughing at all the runners.”
Funny- Laugh At Runners
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A white card with large, messy words that say “ This is going to look terrible next to your other cards. Sorry.”
Funny- Look Terrible
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A minimalist style greeting card in light teal blue with fuchsia foil tamped text that reads ‘Happy Birthday To My Oldest Friend.’
Birthday - Oldest Friend
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A minimalist greeting card in light pink with stamped gold lettering that reads ‘Motherhood. Powered By Love. Fuelled By Coffee. Sustained By Wine.’ and a white envelope.
Baby- Love, Coffee, & Wine
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A minimalist greeting card in red with gold foil stamped text that reads ‘We’re Gonna Need More Candles.’
Birthday - Need More Candles
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A white card with the words “ Mistakes Men Make- 1. Doing things. 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things.”
Funny- Mistakes Men Make
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A white card with the words “ As I fold my third load of laundry I contemplate becoming a nudist. Then I remember what I look like naked and keep on folding.”
Funny- Keep On Folding
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A bright yellow card with the words “ I‘m starting to think I’ll never be old enough to know better.”
Funny- To Know Better
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A bright yellow card with the words “ It’s all shits & giggles until someone giggles & shits.”
Funny- Shits & Giggles
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A white card with the words “ I can’t believe how old people my age are.”
Funny- Old People My Age
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