Funny Cards

340 products

A white minimalist card that says “Sorry you had raise my awful sibling.“ in blue and green.
Funny - Awful Sibling Blue
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A white minimalist card that says “Lecture - The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the lecturees without passing through the minds of either.“
Funny - Lecture
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A white card with the words “Vodka - An alcoholic spirit of Russian origin made by distillation of pure awesomeness.“
Funny - Vodka
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A simple greeting card in white with black text that reads ‘Hangry- a state of anger and irritability resulting from being hungry; hunger causing a negative change in emotional state; anger fueled by hunger’.
Funny - Hangry
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A white minimalist card that says “ Friend - One of the many strangers on facebook.”
Friendship - Friend
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A simple white greeting card with black text that reads ‘eating - [ētiNG] verb - when you are bored and there is nothing else to do’.
Funny - Eating
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A white minimalist card that says “Internet - The reason you are failing your classes.”
Funny - Internet
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A card with an image of a bong that says “I’d totally hit that.”
Funny - I’d Totally Hit That
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White greeting card with illustrated pregnancy test and text that reads ‘Hooray for being old enough that no one wonders if your pregnancy was planned!’
Baby - Old Enough
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Card with a Maneki Neko and the words “you wanna get lucky?”
Funny - You Wanna Get Lucky
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A turquoise card with the words “You do you.. And I will too“
Funny - You Do You
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A yellow and white card with the words “ Get better, dammit! I’m tired of drinking alone!”
Get Well - Drinking Alone
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A simple white greeting card with black text that reads ‘I enjoy your company. You should come over for some fava beans and a nice Chianti.’
Funny - Fava Beans & Chianti
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A simple white greeting card with pink text that reads ‘ain’t nobody got time for that’.
Funny - Got Time For That
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A minimalist greeting card with silver text that reads ‘All of my voicemails to my therapist end with me thanking the drive-thru guy.’
Funny - Drive-Thru Guy
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A white minimalist card that says “I don’t need luck. I have beer on my side.”
Funny - Beer Luck
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A white minimalist card with the words “I love you so much. When you stop talking about your fantasy team for more than 5 minutes you insufferable man child.”
Love - Insufferable Man Child
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A pink card with an image of a natural woman’s body, hearts, and says “You make me feel like a natural woman.“
Funny - Natural Woman
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A green card with an image of a record player that says “Just for the record…”
Funny - Just For The Record
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A simple white greeting card with gold heart on front and text that reads ‘Mom there’s no one I’d rather day drink with’.
Funny - Day Drink With Mom
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Card with image of mother and children with the words ‘She said, “so you’re a stay at home mom..” In a way that insinuated she wouldn’t be caught dead in that job... I laughed till I cried because I knew she wasn’t qualified.‘
Funny - Wasn’t Qualified
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A white card with a dog laying on its back that says “You’re the best dog in the world. I know you can’t read just thought you should know.“
Funny - Best Dog In The World
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A simple white greeting card with a list that reads ‘He sucks, She sucks, They sucks’ and space next to them for a check mark.
Funny - He She They Suck
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Card with flowers and lime wedges with the words “ Roses are red violets are blue, tequila is cheaper than dinner for two.”
Funny - Tequila Is Cheeper
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A white card with the words “I only like your post when I’m drunk.“ and an image of a martini glass.
Funny - When I’m Drunk
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A white minimalist card with the word “totally forgot…”
Funny - Totally Forgot
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An off white card with colorful flecks that says “Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. ~ Henry Lawson“
Funny - Beer Feels
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An ivory card with flecks that says “Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. ~ Earl Warren”
Funny - Caught Hell Warren
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An off white minimalist card that says “Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. ~ Lewis Carroll“
Funny - Carroll Believed
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Card with the words “I long to do wild, passionate things. ~ Katherine Mansfield“
Funny - Wild Passionate Things
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A simple white greeting card with text that reads ‘I like your foul mouth.’ The word ‘foul’ is more faint than the rest of the text.
Funny - Foul Mouth
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A white minimalist card with the words “You + Me + Alcohol = True Love“
Funny - You Me Alcohol
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Love - Love Sucks
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Funny - Pretending
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A white minimalist card that says “Whoa, didn’t you just have one of those?”
Funny - Just Have One
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White card with pink words “Honestly, online dating makes me cool with dying alone.“
Funny - Online Dating
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A white card with “Hobbies include: Justifying my coffee consumption to myself.” written in pink letters.
Funny - Coffee Consumption
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A white card that says “Adulting Goals: actually cooking food” in purple and pink.
Funny - Cooking Food
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Card with red words saying “You’re just my typo.”
Funny - Typo
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Thank You - Crappy Presents
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A white card with the head of a man and woman and text bubble that says “Is it in yet?”
Funny - Is It In Yet
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Card with image of a hand with pointed finger and words “pull my finger.”
Funny - Pull My Finger
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A greeting card with the image of a renaissance man with a horn and text coming from his bottom end that reads ‘pfffftt’.
Funny - Fart
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A greeting card with an image of three angels and horns with text underneath that reads ‘Dude. Sweet party.’
Funny - Dude Sweet Party
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A green card with floral detail with words “Screw this stupid holiday.”
Funny - Stupid Holiday
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Card with image of person with arms raised to nighttime starry sky and words “Life is a precious gift! Let’s spend it sitting in a wet towel, and staring into space until we’re late for work.“
Funny - Precious Gift
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Card with notebook lines and words “ No more pencils, no more books. No more cocktails mixed in a bucket. Happy Graduation!”
Graduation - No More
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A card with an image of a woman in bed with tray laden with food and says “my favorite food in the whole world is anything in bed.”
Funny - Anything In Bed
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