Funny Cards

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Red card with image of a crow and words “self care begins and ends with wine.”
Funny - Self Care Wine
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A white card with c flecks that says “To be honest, I’m just winging it. Life. Motherhood. My eye liner. EVERYTHING“
Funny - Winging It
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A white card with colored flecks that says “Friendship - Giving each other the same advice back and forth and no one taking it.”
Friendship - Not Taking Advice
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A white card with small blue dots that says “Being an adult is pretty easy, you just feel tired all the time and tell people how tired you are and they tell you how tired they are.“
Funny - Always Tired
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An ivory card with flecks that says “Coffee - You can do this. Wine - You don’t have to do this. Tequila - You just did that.”
Funny - Coffee, Wine, & Tequila
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A white card with an image of a scale that says “I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.“
Funny - Lying Scale
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A white minimalist card that says “I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And others I’d love to punch in the face.“
Funny - Love Everybody
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A simple off-white greeting card with black text that reads ‘Sorry for what I said to you when I was hungry’.
Funny - Hangry
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A minimalist greeting card with small black text that reads ‘I wish everything was as easy as getting fat!’
Funny - Getting Fat
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A simple white greeting card with an image of a refrigerator and black typewriter text above that reads ‘I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator.’
Funny - Dryer Refrigerator
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A white card with colorful flecks and a woman holding a coffee mug that says “Don’t underestimate yourself. You can do hard things. Like making coffee in the morning before you’ve had coffee.“
Funny - Before Coffee
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A white minimalist card that says “Your new place is a real dump.”
Funny - New Place
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A solid hot pink greeting card with copper bubble text that reads “Smokin’ Hot Dad Alert!’
Funny - Hot Dad
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A minimalist novelty card that says “ Cheers to us the dynamic duo of sarcasm & wit.”
Friendship - Dynamic Duo
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An ivory card with the words “ I could really cuddle the hell out of your right now.” in red and pink letters.
Love - Cuddle You
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A red card with the words “Love at first swipe.“
Love - First Swipe
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A white minimalist card that says “If you are going to be bad… Invite me.”
Friendship - Invite Me
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A light pink card with the words “ I tried to hit it and quit it but here we are.”
Love - Hit It Quit It
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A minimalist card with the words “ I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.”
Love - Hopeless Romantic
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Thank You - Fire Under My Ass
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A card with a background image of jellyfish that says “You are so awesome I am totally jealous.“
Friendship - Totally Jealous
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Card with classical painting and the words "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed." - William Shakespeare.
Funny - William Shakespeare Wits
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Card with classical painting and the words "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W.C. Fields.
Funny - WC Fields Cook With Wine
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Card of classical painting “If you have to ask if a clothing item is a dress or a top, it is always a top.” - Tim Gunn.
Funny - Tim Gunn Clothing
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Card with classical painting and words “Dreams can change, if we all stuck with our first dreams there would be a lot of cowboys and princesses running around.” - Stephen Colbert
Funny - Stephen Colbert Dreams
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Card with classic painting and words “‘Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.’ - Roald Dahl”
Funny - Roald Dahl Grown Ups
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Card with image of painted man and words “I love to talk about nothing. It’s the only thing I know anything about.” - Oscar Wilde.
Funny - Oscar Wilde Talk
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Card with an image of a classical painting and the words "Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." - Oscar Wilde.
Inspirational - Oscar Wilde Imagination
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Card with image of vintage painting of a man and words "The world is a stage and the play is badly cast." - Oscar Wilde‘
Funny - Oscar Wilde Badly Cast
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A tie dye card with an image of a llama and words “Not today, satan, not today.”
Funny - Not Today Satan
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Card with an image of a classical painting and the words "Life itself is a proper binge." - Julia Child.
Inspirational - Life Itself Proper Binge
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A pink greeting card with an image of a kitten in an umbrella full of flowers and black text that reads ‘Keep being a badass!’
Encouragement - Keep Being A Badass
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A greeting card with an image of a classical style painting of two women sitting on a couch by a window and text that reads ‘“Don’t get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and you just end up walking funny.” -Kathryn Carpenter’.
Encouragement - Kathryn Carpenter Knickers
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The front of a greeting card with the painting Oak on the Rock by Vincent Van Gogh with a quote by John Wilmont pasted over top.
Baby - John Wilmot Children
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A yellow card with floral border that says “I’m not crying. You’re crying.”
Friendship - I'm Not Crying
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A greeting card with the image of a classical style painting with random animals, sculptures, and mountains with text that reads “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” -Quote by Hunter S. Thompson.
Funny - Hunter S. Thompson Life
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A greeting card with an image of a renaissance style portrait of a woman rolling her eyes and text that reads ‘“The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” -Gloria Steinem’.
Funny - Gloria Steinem Truth
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A greeting card with an image of a renaissance style painting of a woman in a large headdress with text that reads ‘“I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damn things have learned to swim.”- Frida Kahlo’.
Funny - Frida Kahlo Learned To Swim
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Card with an image of a classical painting and the words "The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here." - Finley Peter Dunne.
Inspirational - Finley Peter Dunne The Past
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A greeting card with a renaissance style painting of a cook and a priest in a kitchen and text that reads ‘“Life is a combination of magic and pasta.” -Federico Fellini’.
Funny - Federico Fellini Magic & Pasta
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A greeting card with an image of a classical style painting of a woman draped over a couch asleep with text that reads ‘“I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know.” -Ernest Hemingway’.
Funny - Ernest Hemingway Sleep
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A greeting card with an image of a classical style painting of a man in a suit examining his cane with text that reads ‘“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” -Ernest Hemingway’.
Funny - Ernest Hemingway Do Sober
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A greeting card with the image of a classical style painting of a woman looking off into the distance and black typewriter text that reads ‘“A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it’s in hot water.” -Eleanor Roosevelt’.
Funny - Eleanor Roosevelt Tea Bag
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A greeting card with the image of a classical style painting of a woman standing in a field with a sun umbrella and reading a letter with text that reads ‘“Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.” -Edna St. Vincent Millay’.
Funny - Edna Millay Good Advice
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A greeting card with an image of a classical style painting of a man in full robes holding a manuscript and black typewriter text that reads ‘“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” -Douglas Adams’.
Funny - Douglas Adams Deadlines
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A greeting card with the image of a classical style portrait painting of a woman with an annoyed look on her face and black typewriter text that reads ‘“What fresh hell is this?” -Dorothy Parker’.
Funny - Dorothy Parker Fresh Hell
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A greeting card with the image of a classical style painting of a woman in full dress with ridiculous looking collar and text over that reads ‘“It takes a lot of money to make a person look this cheap.” -Dolly Parton’.
Funny - Dolly Parton Cheap
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A greeting card with an image of three 1800s era men in top hats with marquis above that reads ‘Damn The Man!’
Funny - Damn The Man
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