Funny Cards

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A white card with an image of a scale that says “I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.“
Funny - Lying Scale
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A simple off-white greeting card with black text that reads ‘Sorry for what I said to you when I was hungry’.
Funny - Hangry
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A minimalist greeting card with small black text that reads ‘I wish everything was as easy as getting fat!’
Funny - Getting Fat
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A simple white greeting card with an image of a refrigerator and black typewriter text above that reads ‘I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator.’
Funny - Dryer Refrigerator
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A white card with colorful flecks and a woman holding a coffee mug that says “Don’t underestimate yourself. You can do hard things. Like making coffee in the morning before you’ve had coffee.“
Funny - Before Coffee
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A white minimalist card that says “Your new place is a real dump.”
Funny - New Place
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A solid hot pink greeting card with copper bubble text that reads “Smokin’ Hot Dad Alert!’
Funny - Hot Dad
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A minimalist novelty card that says “ Cheers to us the dynamic duo of sarcasm & wit.”
Friendship - Dynamic Duo
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An ivory card with the words “ I could really cuddle the hell out of your right now.” in red and pink letters.
Love - Cuddle You
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A red card with the words “Love at first swipe.“
Love - First Swipe
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A white minimalist card that says “If you are going to be bad… Invite me.”
Friendship - Invite Me
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A minimalist card with the words “ I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.”
Love - Hopeless Romantic
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Thank You - Fire Under My Ass
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A card with a background image of jellyfish that says “You are so awesome I am totally jealous.“
Friendship - Totally Jealous
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Card with classical painting and the words "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed." - William Shakespeare.
Funny - William Shakespeare Wits
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Card with classical painting and the words "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W.C. Fields.
Funny - WC Fields Cook With Wine
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Card of classical painting “If you have to ask if a clothing item is a dress or a top, it is always a top.” - Tim Gunn.
Funny - Tim Gunn Clothing
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Card with classical painting and words “Dreams can change, if we all stuck with our first dreams there would be a lot of cowboys and princesses running around.” - Stephen Colbert
Funny - Stephen Colbert Dreams
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Card with classic painting and words “‘Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.’ - Roald Dahl”
Funny - Roald Dahl Grown Ups
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Card with image of painted man and words “I love to talk about nothing. It’s the only thing I know anything about.” - Oscar Wilde.
Funny - Oscar Wilde Talk
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Card with an image of a classical painting and the words "Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." - Oscar Wilde.
Inspirational - Oscar Wilde Imagination
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Card with image of vintage painting of a man and words "The world is a stage and the play is badly cast." - Oscar Wilde‘
Funny - Oscar Wilde Badly Cast
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A tie dye card with an image of a llama and words “Not today, satan, not today.”
Funny - Not Today Satan
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Card with an image of a classical painting and the words "Life itself is a proper binge." - Julia Child.
Inspirational - Life Itself Proper Binge
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A pink greeting card with an image of a kitten in an umbrella full of flowers and black text that reads ‘Keep being a badass!’
Encouragement - Keep Being A Badass
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The front of a greeting card with the painting Oak on the Rock by Vincent Van Gogh with a quote by John Wilmont pasted over top.
Baby - John Wilmot Children
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A yellow card with floral border that says “I’m not crying. You’re crying.”
Friendship - I'm Not Crying
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A greeting card with an image of a renaissance style portrait of a woman rolling her eyes and text that reads ‘“The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” -Gloria Steinem’.
Funny - Gloria Steinem Truth
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A greeting card with an image of a renaissance style painting of a woman in a large headdress with text that reads ‘“I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damn things have learned to swim.”- Frida Kahlo’.
Funny - Frida Kahlo Learned To Swim
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Card with an image of a classical painting and the words "The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here." - Finley Peter Dunne.
Inspirational - Finley Peter Dunne The Past
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A greeting card with a renaissance style painting of a cook and a priest in a kitchen and text that reads ‘“Life is a combination of magic and pasta.” -Federico Fellini’.
Funny - Federico Fellini Magic & Pasta
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A greeting card with an image of a classical style painting of a woman draped over a couch asleep with text that reads ‘“I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know.” -Ernest Hemingway’.
Funny - Ernest Hemingway Sleep
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A greeting card with the image of a classical style painting of a woman standing in a field with a sun umbrella and reading a letter with text that reads ‘“Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.” -Edna St. Vincent Millay’.
Funny - Edna Millay Good Advice
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A greeting card with an image of a classical style painting of a man in full robes holding a manuscript and black typewriter text that reads ‘“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” -Douglas Adams’.
Funny - Douglas Adams Deadlines
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A greeting card with the image of a classical style portrait painting of a woman with an annoyed look on her face and black typewriter text that reads ‘“What fresh hell is this?” -Dorothy Parker’.
Funny - Dorothy Parker Fresh Hell
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A greeting card with the image of a classical style painting of a woman in full dress with ridiculous looking collar and text over that reads ‘“It takes a lot of money to make a person look this cheap.” -Dolly Parton’.
Funny - Dolly Parton Cheap
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A greeting card with an image of three 1800s era men in top hats with marquis above that reads ‘Damn The Man!’
Funny - Damn The Man
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A greeting card with the image of a classical style painting with woman lounging on a cruise and typewriter text pasted over that reads ‘“You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.” - Colette’.
Encouragement - Colette Foolish Things
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Card with image of classical painting and the words "I am an idealist. I don't know where I am going but I'm on my way." Carl Sandburg.
Inspirational - Carl Sandburg Idealist
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A greeting card with the image of a classical painting with woman and child on it and typewriter text that reads ‘ “If you ever have never been hated by your child you have never been a parent.” - Bette Davis’.
Encouragement - Bette Davis Parent
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A floral pattern card that says “Bless your heart.”
Funny - Bless Your Heart
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A green card with a picture of a squirrel and bird on a tree branch and says “am I the drama?”
Funny - Am I The Drama?
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A card with an image of a historical painting of a man standing in the woods and says ‘"One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries." - A.A. Milne’
Funny - A.A. Milne Disorganized
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Thank You - Thanks For Nothing
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Mother’s Day- Mom Mints
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Sympathy- Idiot Sign
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Mother’s Day- Old Faithful
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A white card with the words “ The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders like a cape and say… ‘now you’re SUPER ANGRY!’ Maybe she’ll laugh. Maybe you’ll die.”
Funny- Super Angry Cape
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