Funny Cards

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A white minimalist card that says “Simple tips to gain my friendship: Have a dog. Show me pictures of your dog. Invite me over to pet your dog. Be a dog. Dog.“
Friendship- Be A Dog
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A red card with the words “ Today’s Forecast: 99% chance of wine.”
Funny- Today’s Forecast
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A red card with the words “The most expensive part of having kids is the wine.“
Funny- Expensive Wine
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A white card with the words “Exercise makes you look better naked. So does gin. Your choice.“
Funny- Exercise Or Gin
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Thank You- Don’t Go
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A white card with the words “ If a woman says ‘do what you want’ DO NOT DO WHAT YOU WANT. Stand still. Do not blink. Don’t even breath.”
Funny- What You Want
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A green card with the words “ I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.”
Funny- Like A Caterpillar
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Inspirational- Awesome Essence
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Wedding & Love- Jolene
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Wedding & Love- Four Minutes
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A greeting card with the image of a man’s and woman shaking hands and text that reads ‘Happy Birthday, dear casual acquaintance’ paired with a peach colored envelope.
Birthday - Casual Acquaintance
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Inspirational- Smoke It Up
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Holiday- Until You
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Holiday- Donkey
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Holiday - Valentine Bullshit
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Thank You- Believing In Me
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Sympathy- Shit
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Wedding & Love- Little Tushy
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Inspirational- Freak Flag
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A greeting card with the image of a young boy looking towards the sky and text that reads ‘Dear God… All I want for my Birthday is to be Young, Gay… And Beautiful Forever. Is that so wrong?’
Birthday - Young, Gay, Beautiful
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A graphic novel style greeting card with a speech bubble with text that reads ‘I hate you the least.’
Funny - Hate You
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Yellow card with a kapow graphic and the words “congrats on successfully having sex!”
Funny - Successfully Having Sex
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A card with an image of a woman thinking that says “Remember it's okay to think "my baby is an asshole"... you just can't say it out loud.”
Funny - My Baby Is An Asshole
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A greeting card with a vintage comic book style image of a man and woman kissing and a text bubble that reads ‘Congrats on betting someone half your shit that you’ll love each other forever’.
Funny - Half Your Shit
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Card with image of excited woman and words “Thanks for the open bar!”
Funny - Open Bar!
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A greeting card with a vintage comic book style image of a man and woman embracing with a text bubble that reads ‘Here’s to spending the rest of our lives trying to get out of debt together.’
Funny - Debt Together
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A card with image of man and woman that says “I love you more than wine.”
Funny - More Than Wine
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A card with a woman’s face and words “This is turning into the longest one night stand ever.”
Funny - One Night Stand
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A pink polka dot card that has a word bubble that says “Love is spending your entire life with someone you want to kill, and not doing it because you'd miss them.”
Funny - Love Is
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Holiday - Wife Made Us
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White card with an image of a Santa hat and the words “ Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, And All The Other BS.”
Holiday - Other BS
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A white card with the words “ My holiday wish is for you to be happy, healthy, and slightly less successful than me.”
Holiday - Less Successful
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Card that looks like a yellow legal pad with the words “ New Year’s Eve Instructions: 1. Drink A Lot 2. Tell People How Much You Love Them 3. Hate Yourself The Next Morning.”
Holiday - New Years Instructions
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Thank you - I Give People Cards
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Card with black and white image of two woman and words “We've been through so much together...“
Funny - So much Together
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Card with black and white image of couple sitting on sofa and words “It’s all shits and iggles…”
Funny - Shits and giggles
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Black and white card with image of smiling woman and the words “Man is a woman’s best friend.”
Funny - Woman's best friend
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Funny - Walk through fire
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A greeting card with a vintage black and white photo of a naked woman holding a towel over herself and text that reads ‘Exercise makes you look better naked…’
Funny - Exercise Look Better Naked
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A plain white mini greeting card with gold text that reads ‘I got you that thing you wanted from that place you love!’
Funny - I got you Mini
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A white card with gold words “It’s the thought that counts.”
Funny - Thought Mini
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A white minimalist card with the words “I have not been this sorry since I did something worse than this.”
Funny - Sorry
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A white card with the words “I may not know what I’m doing with my life, but at least I’m also very poor.”
Funny - Very Poor
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A minimalist greeting card with small black text that reads ‘Dear Diary, I don’t get why I feel bad all the time when I drink 8 glasses of water a year just like you’re supposed to.’
Funny - Dear Diary
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Friendship - Gmail
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Love - Jim To My Pam
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Love - In The Air
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“The Office” themed greeting card with image of Stanley Hudson and text that reads ‘Good news. You’re not actually a year older…’
Birthday - Good News
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