Funny Cards

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A greeting card with the image of a classical style painting with woman lounging on a cruise and typewriter text pasted over that reads ‘“You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.” - Colette’.
Encouragement - Colette Foolish Things
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Card with image of classical painting and the words "I am an idealist. I don't know where I am going but I'm on my way." Carl Sandburg.
Inspirational - Carl Sandburg Idealist
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A card with an image of a painting of a woman sitting in a chair that says ‘ "Every woman needs a blowtorch." - Julia Child’
Funny - Blowtorch
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A greeting card with the image of a classical painting with woman and child on it and typewriter text that reads ‘ “If you ever have never been hated by your child you have never been a parent.” - Bette Davis’.
Encouragement - Bette Davis Parent
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A floral pattern card that says “Bless your heart.”
Funny - Bless Your Heart
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A green card with a picture of a squirrel and bird on a tree branch and says “am I the drama?”
Funny - Am I The Drama?
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A card with an image of a historical painting of a man standing in the woods and says ‘"One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries." - A.A. Milne’
Funny - A.A. Milne Disorganized
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A greeting card that says “Don’t Be Afraid To Toot Your Own Horn” with an image of a hand holding a horn.
Encouragement - Toot Your Own Horn
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Card with classical photo of a man and words “Shit just got real.”
Funny - Shit Just Got Real
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Thank You - Thanks For Nothing
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Mother’s Day- Mom Mints
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Sympathy- Idiot Sign
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Mother’s Day- Old Faithful
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A white card with the words “ The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders like a cape and say… ‘now you’re SUPER ANGRY!’ Maybe she’ll laugh. Maybe you’ll die.”
Funny- Super Angry Cape
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A white card with the words “ Feeling guilty about your kids watching too much TV? Just mute it & put the subtitles on. BOOM. Now they’re reading.”
Funny- Too Much TV
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A minimalist style greeting card in light teal blue with fuchsia foil tamped text that reads ‘Happy Birthday To My Oldest Friend.’
Birthday - Oldest Friend
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A minimalist greeting card in light pink with stamped gold lettering that reads ‘Motherhood. Powered By Love. Fuelled By Coffee. Sustained By Wine.’ and a white envelope.
Baby- Love, Coffee, & Wine
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A minimalist greeting card in red with gold foil stamped text that reads ‘We’re Gonna Need More Candles.’
Birthday - Need More Candles
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A white card with the words “ Mistakes Men Make- 1. Doing things. 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things.”
Funny- Mistakes Men Make
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A white card with the words “ As I fold my third load of laundry I contemplate becoming a nudist. Then I remember what I look like naked and keep on folding.”
Funny- Keep On Folding
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A bright yellow card with the words “ I‘m starting to think I’ll never be old enough to know better.”
Funny- To Know Better
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A bright yellow card with the words “ It’s all shits & giggles until someone giggles & shits.”
Funny- Shits & Giggles
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A white card with the words “ I can’t believe how old people my age are.”
Funny- Old People My Age
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A white minimalist card that says “Simple tips to gain my friendship: Have a dog. Show me pictures of your dog. Invite me over to pet your dog. Be a dog. Dog.“
Friendship- Be A Dog
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A red card with the words “ Today’s Forecast: 99% chance of wine.”
Funny- Today’s Forecast
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A white card with the words “Exercise makes you look better naked. So does gin. Your choice.“
Funny- Exercise Or Gin
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Thank You- Don’t Go
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A white card with the words “ If a woman says ‘do what you want’ DO NOT DO WHAT YOU WANT. Stand still. Do not blink. Don’t even breath.”
Funny- What You Want
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A green card with the words “ I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.”
Funny- Like A Caterpillar
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A card with images of sloths and the words “The key to survival is to stun every other fucker with the awesome essence of you.“
Inspirational- Awesome Essence
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A blue card with the words “ Don’t even think about it Jolene (this one is mine).”
Wedding & Love- Jolene
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A white card with the words “ Prepare yourself! For a solid four minutes of pleasure.” and an image of hearts and stick man.
Wedding & Love- Four Minutes
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A card with the words “ Valentine’s Day didn’t mean shit to me… until you came along. I love you.” and an image of Cupid.
Holiday- Until You
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Card with image of donkey and the words “Who doesn’t want… a little ass on Valentine’s Day!?”
Holiday- Donkey
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Card with two cupids and the words “Happy Valentine’s Day! And all that bullshit!”
Holiday - Valentine Bullshit
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Sympathy- Shit
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A card with two Cupids hugging and the words “ I just love your little tushy.”
Wedding & Love- Little Tushy
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Inspirational- Freak Flag
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A graphic novel style greeting card with a speech bubble with text that reads ‘I hate you the least.’
Funny - Hate You
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Yellow card with a kapow graphic and the words “congrats on successfully having sex!”
Funny - Successfully Having Sex
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A card with an image of a woman thinking that says “Remember it's okay to think "my baby is an asshole"... you just can't say it out loud.”
Funny - My Baby Is An Asshole
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A greeting card with a vintage comic book style image of a man and woman kissing and a text bubble that reads ‘Congrats on betting someone half your shit that you’ll love each other forever’.
Funny - Half Your Shit
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Card with image of excited woman and words “Thanks for the open bar!”
Funny - Open Bar!
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A greeting card with a vintage comic book style image of a man and woman embracing with a text bubble that reads ‘Here’s to spending the rest of our lives trying to get out of debt together.’
Funny - Debt Together
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A card with image of man and woman that says “I love you more than wine.”
Funny - More Than Wine
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Card with bear wearing a Santa hat and the words “My Wife Made Us Send Out Cards This Year.”
Holiday - Wife Made Us
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White card with an image of a Santa hat and the words “ Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, And All The Other BS.”
Holiday - Other BS
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A white card with the words “ My holiday wish is for you to be happy, healthy, and slightly less successful than me.”
Holiday - Less Successful
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