Funny Cards

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Minimalist card with the words “Twas the night before Christmas and all though the house not a creature was sober…”
Holiday - Sober Creature
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A greeting card with a small black and white image of a vintage woman gasping and black text that reads ‘I thought growing old would take longer’.
Birthday - Take Longer
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A minimalist greeting card with text that reads ‘You are not nearly as fat and bald as I thought you would be by this age. Happy Birthday Hubby.’
Birthday - Fat And Bald
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A simple white greeting card with multi-colored text that reads ‘You look great considering how old I thought you were! Happy birthday’.
Birthday - Great Considering
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A simple white greeting card with black typewriter text that reads ‘Middle age is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. happy birthday’.
Birthday - Middle Age
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A simple blue greeting card with white text that reads ‘Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane. Happy Birthday’ and a white envelope.
Birthday - Adulthood Airplane
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Minimalist greeting card in dusty teal with white lettering that reads ‘Happy Anniversary of your 29th Birthday’ and a white envelope.
Birthday - 29th Anniversary
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A white minimalist card that says “Your new place is a real dump.”
Funny - New Place
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Thank You - Nothing
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The front of a sage green greeting card that reads, ‘i only married you for your money’ in off-white lettering.
Anniversary - Money
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A solid hot pink greeting card with copper bubble text that reads “Smokin’ Hot Dad Alert!’
Funny - Hot Dad
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Minimalist card with the words “This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.”
Funny - Sh*t Is Bananas
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Sympathy - Need To Talk
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An off white card that says “you’re the reason I don’t punch people at work” and has a pen, stapler, and coffee mug.
Friendship - Punch People At Work
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A minimalist novelty card that says “ Cheers to us the dynamic duo of sarcasm & wit.”
Friendship - Dynamic Duo
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Love - Cuddle You
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A yellow minimalist card that says “friends through thick & sin.”
Friendship - Thick & Sin
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Love - Shave My Legs
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Love - First Swipe
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A white minimalist card that says “If you are going to be bad… Invite me.”
Friendship - Invite Me
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Love - Hit It Quit It
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Love - Hopeless Romantic
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Love - All Yours
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Thank You - Fire Under My Ass
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Love - Someone To Bang
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Thank You - For Your Support
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A card with a background image of jellyfish that says “You are so awesome I am totally jealous.“
Friendship - Totally Jealous
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A white card with floral border that says “I overthink everything and it took me an hour to pick out this card. You are totally worth it though.”
Friendship - Overthink Everything
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Card with classical painting and the words "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed." - William Shakespeare.
Funny - William Shakespeare Wits
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Card with classical painting and the words "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W.C. Fields.
Funny - WC Fields Cook With Wine
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A card with an image of a vintage painting of a woman and says “Bitches get stuff done.” - Tina Fey
Friendship - Tina Fey Get Stuff Done
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Card of classical painting “If you have to ask if a clothing item is a dress or a top, it is always a top.” - Tim Gunn.
Funny - Tim Gunn Clothing
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Card with classical painting and the words “Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not just surrounded by assholes.” - Author Unknown’
Funny - Surrounded By Assholes
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Card with classical painting and words “Dreams can change, if we all stuck with our first dreams there would be a lot of cowboys and princesses running around.” - Stephen Colbert
Funny - Stephen Colbert Dreams
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Inspirational - Shirley Chisholm Give Seat
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Card with classic painting and words “‘Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.’ - Roald Dahl”
Funny - Roald Dahl Grown Ups
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Card with image of painted man and words “I love to talk about nothing. It’s the only thing I know anything about.” - Oscar Wilde.
Funny - Oscar Wilde Talk
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Inspirational - Oscar Wilde Imagination
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Card with image of vintage painting of a man and words "The world is a stage and the play is badly cast." - Oscar Wilde‘
Funny - Oscar Wilde Badly Cast
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Card with vintage painting of woman and words "I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once." - Author Unknown‘
Funny - One Day At A Time
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A tie dye card with an image of a llama and words “Not today, satan, not today.”
Funny - Not Today Satan
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Card with an image of a painting with woman drinking out of a champagne glass that says "Always carry champagne! In victory you deserve it and in defeat you need it!" - Napoléon Bonaparte“
Funny - Napoleon Bonaparte Champagne
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Inspirational - Life Itself Proper Binge
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A pink greeting card with an image of a kitten in an umbrella full of flowers and black text that reads ‘Keep being a badass!’
Encouragement - Keep Being A Badass
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A greeting card with an image of a classical style painting of two women sitting on a couch by a window and text that reads ‘“Don’t get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and you just end up walking funny.” -Kathryn Carpenter’.
Encouragement - Kathryn Carpenter Knickers
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The front of a greeting card with the painting Oak on the Rock by Vincent Van Gogh with a quote by John Wilmont pasted over top.
Baby - John Wilmot Children
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A card with an image of a painting of a man that says "Life is hard. It's even harder when you are stupid." - John Wayne.
Funny - John Wayne Life Is Hard
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A yellow card with floral border that says “I’m not crying. You’re crying.”
Friendship - I'm Not Crying
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