Funny Cards

340 products

A white card with the words “ Feeling guilty about your kids watching too much TV? Just mute it & put the subtitles on. BOOM. Now they’re reading.”
Funny- Too Much TV
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A minimalist style greeting card in light teal blue with fuchsia foil tamped text that reads ‘Happy Birthday To My Oldest Friend.’
Birthday - Oldest Friend
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A minimalist greeting card in light pink with stamped gold lettering that reads ‘Motherhood. Powered By Love. Fuelled By Coffee. Sustained By Wine.’ and a white envelope.
Baby- Love, Coffee, & Wine
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A minimalist greeting card in red with gold foil stamped text that reads ‘We’re Gonna Need More Candles.’
Birthday - Need More Candles
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A white card with the words “ Mistakes Men Make- 1. Doing things. 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things.”
Funny- Mistakes Men Make
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A white card with the words “ As I fold my third load of laundry I contemplate becoming a nudist. Then I remember what I look like naked and keep on folding.”
Funny- Keep On Folding
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A bright yellow card with the words “ I‘m starting to think I’ll never be old enough to know better.”
Funny- To Know Better
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A white card with the words “ I can’t believe how old people my age are.”
Funny- Old People My Age
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A white minimalist card that says “Simple tips to gain my friendship: Have a dog. Show me pictures of your dog. Invite me over to pet your dog. Be a dog. Dog.“
Friendship- Be A Dog
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A red card with the words “ Today’s Forecast: 99% chance of wine.”
Funny- Today’s Forecast
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Thank You- Don’t Go
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A white card with the words “ If a woman says ‘do what you want’ DO NOT DO WHAT YOU WANT. Stand still. Do not blink. Don’t even breath.”
Funny- What You Want
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A green card with the words “ I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.”
Funny- Like A Caterpillar
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A card with images of sloths and the words “The key to survival is to stun every other fucker with the awesome essence of you.“
Inspirational- Awesome Essence
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A blue card with the words “ Don’t even think about it Jolene (this one is mine).”
Wedding & Love- Jolene
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A white card with the words “ Prepare yourself! For a solid four minutes of pleasure.” and an image of hearts and stick man.
Wedding & Love- Four Minutes
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A card with the words “ Valentine’s Day didn’t mean shit to me… until you came along. I love you.” and an image of Cupid.
Holiday- Until You
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Card with image of donkey and the words “Who doesn’t want… a little ass on Valentine’s Day!?”
Holiday- Donkey
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Card with two cupids and the words “Happy Valentine’s Day! And all that bullshit!”
Holiday - Valentine Bullshit
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Sympathy- Shit
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A card with two Cupids hugging and the words “ I just love your little tushy.”
Wedding & Love- Little Tushy
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Inspirational- Freak Flag
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A graphic novel style greeting card with a speech bubble with text that reads ‘I hate you the least.’
Funny - Hate You
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Yellow card with a kapow graphic and the words “congrats on successfully having sex!”
Funny - Successfully Having Sex
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A card with an image of a woman thinking that says “Remember it's okay to think "my baby is an asshole"... you just can't say it out loud.”
Funny - My Baby Is An Asshole
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A greeting card with a vintage comic book style image of a man and woman kissing and a text bubble that reads ‘Congrats on betting someone half your shit that you’ll love each other forever’.
Funny - Half Your Shit
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Card with image of excited woman and words “Thanks for the open bar!”
Funny - Open Bar!
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A greeting card with a vintage comic book style image of a man and woman embracing with a text bubble that reads ‘Here’s to spending the rest of our lives trying to get out of debt together.’
Funny - Debt Together
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A card with image of man and woman that says “I love you more than wine.”
Funny - More Than Wine
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Card with bear wearing a Santa hat and the words “My Wife Made Us Send Out Cards This Year.”
Holiday - Wife Made Us
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White card with an image of a Santa hat and the words “ Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, And All The Other BS.”
Holiday - Other BS
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A white card with the words “ My holiday wish is for you to be happy, healthy, and slightly less successful than me.”
Holiday - Less Successful
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Card that looks like a yellow legal pad with the words “ New Year’s Eve Instructions: 1. Drink A Lot 2. Tell People How Much You Love Them 3. Hate Yourself The Next Morning.”
Holiday - New Years Instructions
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Thank you - I Give People Cards
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Card with black and white image of two woman and words “We've been through so much together...“
Funny - So much Together
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Card with black and white image of couple sitting on sofa and words “It’s all shits and iggles…”
Funny - Shits and giggles
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Black and white card with image of smiling woman and the words “Man is a woman’s best friend.”
Funny - Woman's best friend
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A greeting card with a vintage black and white photo of a naked woman holding a towel over herself and text that reads ‘Exercise makes you look better naked…’
Funny - Exercise Look Better Naked
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A plain white mini greeting card with gold text that reads ‘I got you that thing you wanted from that place you love!’
Funny - I got you Mini
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A white card with gold words “It’s the thought that counts.”
Funny - Thought Mini
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A white minimalist card with the words “I have not been this sorry since I did something worse than this.”
Funny - Sorry
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A white card with the words “I may not know what I’m doing with my life, but at least I’m also very poor.”
Funny - Very Poor
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A minimalist greeting card with small black text that reads ‘Dear Diary, I don’t get why I feel bad all the time when I drink 8 glasses of water a year just like you’re supposed to.’
Funny - Dear Diary
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A pint The Office inspired card with the words “You’re the Jim to my Pam.”
Love - Jim To My Pam
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A white minimalist card with the words “Romantic Cards Make Me Vomit.”
Love - Vomit
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A white minimalist card that says “Jingle Hell Mingle Hell In-Laws On The Way.”
Funny - Jingle Hell
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A white card with the words “ Happy Mother's Day, May You Forever Be Mistaken As My Sister” in hot pink letters.
Mother's Day - Sisters
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A white minimalist card that says “Lets grow old and Botox together.” With the word wrinkly crossed out.
Friendship - Botox
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