Cards

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A bright yellow card with the words “ I‘m starting to think I’ll never be old enough to know better.”
Funny- To Know Better
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A white card with the words “ I can’t believe how old people my age are.”
Funny- Old People My Age
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A white minimalist card that says “Simple tips to gain my friendship: Have a dog. Show me pictures of your dog. Invite me over to pet your dog. Be a dog. Dog.“
Friendship- Be A Dog
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A red card with the words “ Today’s Forecast: 99% chance of wine.”
Funny- Today’s Forecast
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Thank You- Don’t Go
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A white card with the words “ If a woman says ‘do what you want’ DO NOT DO WHAT YOU WANT. Stand still. Do not blink. Don’t even breath.”
Funny- What You Want
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A card with an image of a bird and the words “Darling, you can’t rub a diamond up the wrong way. You just make it even dazzlier.“
Inspirational- Dazzlier Diamond
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A card with an image of a chameleon on a mushroom and the words ‘Chameleon was tired of changing himself to fit in. “I don’t want to hide anymore!” he yelled. So he turned his camouflage OFF and suddenly shone the most vibrant, dazzling, magic colors the world had ever seen.‘
Inspirational- Chameleon
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A green card with the words “ I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.”
Funny- Like A Caterpillar
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A bright yellow greeting card with large silver foil stamped text that reads ‘Nice New Bricks.’
Congratulations- New Bricks
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A card with images of sloths and the words “The key to survival is to stun every other fucker with the awesome essence of you.“
Inspirational- Awesome Essence
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A green greeting card that says “Good Luck You’ll Be Amazing” in gold writing.
Encouragement- Amazing
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A blue card with the words “ Don’t even think about it Jolene (this one is mine).”
Wedding & Love- Jolene
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A white card with the words “ Prepare yourself! For a solid four minutes of pleasure.” and an image of hearts and stick man.
Wedding & Love- Four Minutes
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A card with the words “ Valentine’s Day didn’t mean shit to me… until you came along. I love you.” and an image of Cupid.
Holiday- Until You
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Card with the words “ Happy Galentine’s to one of the best gals I know!” and an image of two woman.
Holiday - Galentine’s
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Card with image of donkey and the words “Who doesn’t want… a little ass on Valentine’s Day!?”
Holiday- Donkey
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Card with two cupids and the words “Happy Valentine’s Day! And all that bullshit!”
Holiday - Valentine Bullshit
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Sympathy- Shit
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Mother’s Day- Pushing
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A card with two Cupids hugging and the words “ I just love your little tushy.”
Wedding & Love- Little Tushy
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Inspirational- Freak Flag
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Card with heart and Cupid image and the words “ I love you with all my heart but also some other parts!”
Wedding & Love- Other Parts
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A card with a blue background and stars that says “ One truly epic, super in every way, legendary bonus dad!”
Father’s Day- Epic Bonus Dad
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A blue and red card with the words “my love.”
Wedding & Love- My Love
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Sympathy- Healing Tree
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A card with an image of a white flower bouquet wrapped in brown paper.
Inspirational- Everyday Brown Paper Bouquet
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A card with an image of two trees intertwining.
Greeting Card- Trees Intertwined
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A red greeting card that says “ To all the feasts yet to come.” and has an image of a kitchen counter.
Encouragement- All The Feasts
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A graphic novel style greeting card with a speech bubble with text that reads ‘I hate you the least.’
Funny - Hate You
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Yellow card with a kapow graphic and the words “congrats on successfully having sex!”
Funny - Successfully Having Sex
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A card with an image of a woman thinking that says “Remember it's okay to think "my baby is an asshole"... you just can't say it out loud.”
Funny - My Baby Is An Asshole
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A greeting card with a vintage comic book style image of a man and woman kissing and a text bubble that reads ‘Congrats on betting someone half your shit that you’ll love each other forever’.
Funny - Half Your Shit
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Card with image of excited woman and words “Thanks for the open bar!”
Funny - Open Bar!
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A greeting card with a vintage comic book style image of a man and woman embracing with a text bubble that reads ‘Here’s to spending the rest of our lives trying to get out of debt together.’
Funny - Debt Together
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A card with image of man and woman that says “I love you more than wine.”
Funny - More Than Wine
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A colorful botanical card that says “feel better soon” in cold.
Feel Better Soon - 3D Floral
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A floral pattern card with the words “Get Well Soon.”
Get Well Soon - 3D Floral
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A 3D greeting card in the shape of a corked bottle with beach scene inside.
3D Pop Up Card - Beach Sunset
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Card with bear wearing a Santa hat and the words “My Wife Made Us Send Out Cards This Year.”
Holiday - Wife Made Us
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White card with an image of a Santa hat and the words “ Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, And All The Other BS.”
Holiday - Other BS
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A white card with the words “ My holiday wish is for you to be happy, healthy, and slightly less successful than me.”
Holiday - Less Successful
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Card that looks like a yellow legal pad with the words “ New Year’s Eve Instructions: 1. Drink A Lot 2. Tell People How Much You Love Them 3. Hate Yourself The Next Morning.”
Holiday - New Years Instructions
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Thank you - I Give People Cards
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A greeting card with the scene of a lavender field and white text that reads ‘I sent the same card to my imaginary friend. Congratulations’.
Congratulations - Imaginary Friend
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Card with image of Forrest and the words "The woods are a great place to meet guys. Thinking of you.”
Inspirational - The Woods
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Card with image of rolling hills and the words "I can spice up any old recipe with a dash or Roundup. Thinking of you".
Inspirational - Dash Of Roundup
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A greeting card with the scene of a woman walking in the edge of the water on a beach with white text that reads ‘I’m getting my foot amputated out of spite. Best Wishes’.
Encouragement - Foot Amputated
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