Cards

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A white minimalist card with the words “Living together is mainly just shouting “what” from different parts of the house.“
Funny - Yelling What
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A white card with small blue dots that says “Being an adult is pretty easy, you just feel tired all the time and tell people how tired you are and they tell you how tired they are.“
Funny - Always Tired
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An ivory card with flecks that says “Coffee - You can do this. Wine - You don’t have to do this. Tequila - You just did that.”
Funny - Coffee, Wine, & Tequila
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A white card with an image of a scale that says “I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.“
Funny - Lying Scale
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A white minimalist card that says “I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And others I’d love to punch in the face.“
Funny - Love Everybody
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A simple off-white greeting card with black text that reads ‘Sorry for what I said to you when I was hungry’.
Funny - Hangry
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A light pink greeting card with text that reads ‘Grandchildren… The reward you get for not killing your kids.’
Funny - Grandchildren
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A minimalist greeting card with small black text that reads ‘I wish everything was as easy as getting fat!’
Funny - Getting Fat
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A simple white greeting card with an image of a refrigerator and black typewriter text above that reads ‘I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator.’
Funny - Dryer Refrigerator
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A white card with colorful flecks and a woman holding a coffee mug that says “Don’t underestimate yourself. You can do hard things. Like making coffee in the morning before you’ve had coffee.“
Funny - Before Coffee
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A white card with colored flecks that says “Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. CHOCOLATE IS SALAD.”
Funny - Chocolate Salad
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A plain white greeting card with typewriter text that reads ‘old.’ over and over again until the bottom of the card where it reads ‘yes you are. Good luck with that. Happy birthday old. pal.’
Birthday - Good Luck With That
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A simple white greeting card with small grey polkadots and black text that reads ‘You’re only young once but you can be immature forever! Happy Birthday’.
Birthday - Immature Forever
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A minimalist greeting card with text that reads ‘You are not nearly as fat and bald as I thought you would be by this age. Happy Birthday Hubby.’
Birthday - Fat And Bald
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A white minimalist card that says “Your new place is a real dump.”
Funny - New Place
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Thank You - Nothing
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A greeting card with the image of a cartoon grey fox wearing glasses and a bow tie surrounded by confetti with gold foil stamped text that reads ‘Happy Birthday to a Stone Cold Silver Fox!’
Birthday - Silver Fox
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A purple card with hearts and the words “You give me a heart on.”
Love - Heart On
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A red card with the words “ I Love You Soooooooooo Much!” in gold foil letters.
Love - Soooo Much
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Thank You - Above And Beyond
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A light purple greeting card with red foil stamped text that reads ‘Happy Birthday to my Smokin’ Hot Wife’.
Birthday - Smokin’ Hot Wife
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A blue minimalist greeting card with metallic pink bubble lettering that reads ‘Sip Sip Hooray! It’s Your 21st Birthday!’ and a matching blue envelope.
Birthday - 21st
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A greeting card with the image of a boat full of animals doing random things like playing music and drinking with text that reads ‘Happy Birthday From This Crazy Crew!’
Birthday - Crazy Crew
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A green card with two cats; their tails forming hearts and the words “I would spend 9 lives with you!“
Love - 9 Lives
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A solid hot pink greeting card with copper bubble text that reads “Smokin’ Hot Dad Alert!’
Funny - Hot Dad
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A simple white greeting card with red text in the shape of a heart that reads ‘Someone I Adore Was Born Today!’
Birthday - Someone I Adore
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A white card with metallic rainbow that says “you’re totally awesome.”
Friendship - Amazing Rainbow
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A greeting card with silver foil stamped marijuana leaves and text that reads ‘Have A Super Dope Birthday!’
Birthday - Super Dope
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Sympathy - Love & Light
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A matching hot pink envelope and greeting card with gold foils stamped text that reads ‘We Gonna Party Like It’s Your Bat Mitzvah!’
Congratulations - Bat Mitzvah
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A hot pink greeting card with metallic silver text that reads ‘Another Year Fabulous!’
Birthday - Fabulous
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Mother’s Day - Love Of My Life
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A white card with the words “ Big Survivor Energy.”
Get Well - Big Survivor Energy
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A white card with black dots that says “ I hear your titties are being shitty.”
Get Well - Sh*tty Titties
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Sympathy - Need To Talk
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Card with bandaid pattern and the words “ Get well soon!”
Get Well - Get Well Bandaid
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A minimalist card with the words “ I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.”
Love - Zigazig Ha
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A white card featuring chip cookies that says “you’re one tough cookie.”
Friendship - One Tough Cookie
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An off-white greeting card with large red text that reads ‘You Are Enough!’
Encouragement - Enough
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A minimalist novelty card that says “ Cheers to us the dynamic duo of sarcasm & wit.”
Friendship - Dynamic Duo
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An ivory card with the words “ I could really cuddle the hell out of your right now.” in red and pink letters.
Love - Cuddle You
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A red card with the words “Love at first swipe.“
Love - First Swipe
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A white minimalist card that says “If you are going to be bad… Invite me.”
Friendship - Invite Me
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A light pink card with the words “ I tried to hit it and quit it but here we are.”
Love - Hit It Quit It
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A minimalist card with the words “ I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.”
Love - Hopeless Romantic
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An ivory card with hearts and the words “Sending you all the love.”
Love - Sending Love
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Birthday card with image of a downhill skier and text that reads ‘Happy Birthday Bro! It’s All Downhill From Here!’ with blue envelope.
Birthday - Bro Skiing
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A blue card with an image of a man in a colorful suit and hat and says “You are the best. As if you didn’t know!”
Friendship - The Best
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