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Mother’s Day- Mom Mints
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Sympathy- Idiot Sign
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Mother’s Day- Old Faithful
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A cream card with the words “The moment you know you know, you know. -David Bowie“
Inspirational- You Know Note Card
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Mother’s Day- Best Mom Certificate
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Mother’s Day- Best Mom Chart
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A minimalist purple card that says “ A strong woman looks a challenge in the eye and gives it a wink.”
Encouragement- Strong Woman
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A white card with the words “ The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders like a cape and say… ‘now you’re SUPER ANGRY!’ Maybe she’ll laugh. Maybe you’ll die.”
Funny- Super Angry Cape
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A white card with the words “ Feeling guilty about your kids watching too much TV? Just mute it & put the subtitles on. BOOM. Now they’re reading.”
Funny- Too Much TV
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A hot pink card with the words “I was clearly meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.”
Funny- Meant To Be Rich
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A minimalist style greeting card in light teal blue with fuchsia foil tamped text that reads ‘Happy Birthday To My Oldest Friend.’
Birthday - Oldest Friend
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A bright yellow greeting card with large silver foil stamped text that reads ‘Congrats on the new job! You’ll be amazing.’
Congratulations- New Job
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A minimalist greeting card in light pink with stamped gold lettering that reads ‘Motherhood. Powered By Love. Fuelled By Coffee. Sustained By Wine.’ and a white envelope.
Baby- Love, Coffee, & Wine
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A minimalist greeting card in red with gold foil stamped text that reads ‘We’re Gonna Need More Candles.’
Birthday - Need More Candles
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A white card with the words “ Mistakes Men Make- 1. Doing things. 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things.”
Funny- Mistakes Men Make
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A white card with the words “ As I fold my third load of laundry I contemplate becoming a nudist. Then I remember what I look like naked and keep on folding.”
Funny- Keep On Folding
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A bright yellow card with the words “ I‘m starting to think I’ll never be old enough to know better.”
Funny- To Know Better
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A bright yellow card with the words “ It’s all shits & giggles until someone giggles & shits.”
Funny- Shits & Giggles
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A white card with the words “ I can’t believe how old people my age are.”
Funny- Old People My Age
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A white minimalist card that says “Simple tips to gain my friendship: Have a dog. Show me pictures of your dog. Invite me over to pet your dog. Be a dog. Dog.“
Friendship- Be A Dog
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A red card with the words “ Today’s Forecast: 99% chance of wine.”
Funny- Today’s Forecast
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A white card with the words “Exercise makes you look better naked. So does gin. Your choice.“
Funny- Exercise Or Gin
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Thank You- Don’t Go
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A white card with the words “ If a woman says ‘do what you want’ DO NOT DO WHAT YOU WANT. Stand still. Do not blink. Don’t even breath.”
Funny- What You Want
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A card with an image of a bird and the words “Darling, you can’t rub a diamond up the wrong way. You just make it even dazzlier.“
Inspirational- Dazzlier Diamond
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A card with an image of a chameleon on a mushroom and the words ‘Chameleon was tired of changing himself to fit in. “I don’t want to hide anymore!” he yelled. So he turned his camouflage OFF and suddenly shone the most vibrant, dazzling, magic colors the world had ever seen.‘
Inspirational- Chameleon
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A green card with the words “ I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.”
Funny- Like A Caterpillar
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A bright yellow greeting card with large silver foil stamped text that reads ‘Nice New Bricks.’
Congratulations- New Bricks
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A card with images of sloths and the words “The key to survival is to stun every other fucker with the awesome essence of you.“
Inspirational- Awesome Essence
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A green greeting card that says “Good Luck You’ll Be Amazing” in gold writing.
Encouragement- Amazing
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A blue card with the words “ Don’t even think about it Jolene (this one is mine).”
Wedding & Love- Jolene
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A salmon card with the words “ I didn’t know happiness until I met you. Now it’s too late.”
Wedding & Love- Too Late
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A white card with the words “ Prepare yourself! For a solid four minutes of pleasure.” and an image of hearts and stick man.
Wedding & Love- Four Minutes
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Card with an image of a man smoking and the words “Ancient wisdom says… life is short so smoke it up! And enjoy very damn birthday!”
Inspirational- Smoke It Up
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A card with the words “ Valentine’s Day didn’t mean shit to me… until you came along. I love you.” and an image of Cupid.
Holiday- Until You
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Card with the words “ Happy Galentine’s to one of the best gals I know!” and an image of two woman.
Holiday - Galentine’s
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Card with image of donkey and the words “Who doesn’t want… a little ass on Valentine’s Day!?”
Holiday- Donkey
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Card with two cupids and the words “Happy Valentine’s Day! And all that bullshit!”
Holiday - Valentine Bullshit
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Thank You- Believing In Me
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Sympathy- Shit
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Mother’s Day- Pushing
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Mother’s Day- Teach To Fly
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A card with two Cupids hugging and the words “ I just love your little tushy.”
Wedding & Love- Little Tushy
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Inspirational- Freak Flag
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Card with heart and Cupid image and the words “ I love you with all my heart but also some other parts!”
Wedding & Love- Other Parts
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A greeting card with a blue background, fishing pole, fishing line, and lures all surrounding text that reads ‘You’re So Fly! Happy Birthday!’
Birthday - You’re So Fly
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Mother’s Day- Amazing Job
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A card with a blue background and stars that says “ One truly epic, super in every way, legendary bonus dad!”
Father’s Day- Epic Bonus Dad
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