The Fart Tootorial

$ 10.95

"You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to." ––Louis C.K.

Fluffy, rip, quack: no matter what you call it, everybody farts. So why is there such widespread ignorance and taboo clouding the truth about the gas we pass? Enter The Fart Tootorial! This illuminating volume features everything you want to know about cutting the cheese, from the history and science of the fart and toot taxonomy, to master blasting techniques, including:

- Ass-Phyxiation

- Dirty Bombs

- Cheese-Cutting Competitions

- Cropdusting

- The Big Show (Lighting Your Fart on Fire)

From fart to finish, this guide to teach you how to master the true power of the poot.

Fart loud, fart proud.