From the author who brought you Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe and Sorry I Slept on Your Face comes a new collection of hilarious letters from sassy kitties to the humans who love them, paired with adorable cat photos.
* Dear Spray-n-washer,
I am very sorry that yet again I've hacked up a skinless sausage of bile, kibble, and crabgrass onto your satin sheets. Although I know that, deep down, it's good for your cardiovascular health to sprint toward my hacking sounds just a moment too late, there is a small part of me that feels remorse that you'll have to remake the bed.
