Who is this book for? People who give too many f*cks to things they shouldn't give a f*ck about. You have a finite amount of f*cks, spend them wisely.
The contains the word f*ck over fourty four thousand times, which is a f*cking world record*
*Probably, I don't give a f*ck if that's true or not and I couldn't be f*cked to count them.