THIS BOOK WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
THIS IS THE MOST PRESIDENTIAL FLIP BOOK IN THE WORLD. And the only one using President Trump's famous and infamous expressions, exclamations, and tweets to create your own winning Trumpisms. Very smart! Huge demand already. Also: Incredibly funny. More entertaining than Hollywood. Printed using the best paper. So many colors. And the most beautiful illustrations. You can't have more fun!
This new with and wisdom may in fact speak louder than any of President Trump's prepared statements:
CLIMATE CHANGE IS BORING. IT'S SO SAD.
YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS UNFIT TO BE PRESIDENT. IT'S TERRIBLE!
MY HAIRSTYLE IS OWNED BY WALL STREET. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT.