Greeting Cards

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A card that says “I was in a museum and all the portraits looked like you. I was driving and every song on the road was just your name, over and over and over again. I made some toast and I saw your image appear in the bread. Turns out I either really need to see a doctor, or I just really, really miss you.” in green, blue, and orange letters.
Friendship - Really Miss You
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A greeting card with a pie chart on the front titled My Love. The pie chart shows the biggest piece labeled ‘You’ and smaller pieces for candy, kittens, etc.
Anniversary - Love Pie Chart
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A green card with the words “ I’m so sorry you’re sick. I want you to know that I will never try to sell you on some random treatment I read about on the internet.”
Get Well - Treatment On The Internet
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A yellow card with the words “Home is wherever I’m arguing about what to do for dinner with you.”
Love - What To Do For Dinner with you
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A teal greeting card with text that reads ‘In case you’d like infertility to be even more devastating, there’s good news: the general public is also on hand to judge your choices! I’m so sorry you’re going through this.’
Encouragement - Infertility Judging
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A blue card with the words “I know you hate commercial Holidays. But I also know you’d be sad if I didn’t get you anything. Good thing I like complicated people.“
Love - Commercial Holidays
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An ivory card with the words “Before I met you, I thought true love was reserved for couples in prescription drug commercials.”
Love - True Love RX
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Sympathy - I Didn’t Know What To Say
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A green card with floral detail with words “Screw this stupid holiday.”
Funny - Stupid Holiday
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A navy blue greeting card with a white smoke cloud and text in the cloud that reads ‘Invisible things that are nevertheless real: gravity. air. chronic illness. I see you, and I’m here for it.’
Encouragement - Invisible Illness
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A black card with hearts and the words “You struck me right in the fancy.” in white and gold letters.
Love - Struck My Fancy
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A greeting card with white and peach colored chevron style stripes with black circle surrounded by flowers and text that reads ‘I am here for you always.’
Encouragement - Here For You Always
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Green card with image of woman and words “I’ve been craving simpler times. Before we knew bagels were bad for us.”
Funny - Simpler Times
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Card with image of person with arms raised to nighttime starry sky and words “Life is a precious gift! Let’s spend it sitting in a wet towel, and staring into space until we’re late for work.“
Funny - Precious Gift
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Card with notebook lines and words “ No more pencils, no more books. No more cocktails mixed in a bucket. Happy Graduation!”
Graduation - No More
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Mother’s Day - Hold My Liquor
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Mother’s Day - Your Mom
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Mother’s Day - Wiping My Bum
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Mother’s Day - Honorary Mom
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Card with Forrest border and the words “Happy Mother’s Day Dad. Thanks for being my everything.”
Mother’s Day - Dad Card
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Mother’s Day - Parenting Shortcomings
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A tan card with the words “ Mom, everything I know about being awesome, I learned from you. Don’t tell Dad.”
Mother’s Day - Being Awesome
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A basic greeting card with text that reads, ‘Happy Mother’s Day, Mom. Thank you for teaching me about the glass ceiling. And then, how to swing a hammer. I’m so grateful to be your daughter.’
Mother’s Day - Glass Ceiling
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A card with an image of a woman in bed with tray laden with food and says “my favorite food in the whole world is anything in bed.”
Funny - Anything In Bed
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A greeting card with a black and white image of a serious-faced child with glasses on and black text that reads ‘oh.my.god… you have the most absolutely awesome face’.
Encouragement - Awesome Face
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Thank You - Bored
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Card with eclectic image of woman with a shield and words “You obviously have no idea who you’re dealing with.“
Funny - Shield
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A greeting card with a black and white image of a young girl holding her hand up to her forehead and black text that reads ‘I’ve had it up to here with all of this inspirational bullshit’.
Funny - Inspirational Bullshit
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Thank You - Fantabulous
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A greeting card with a collage of a little girl with a serious face and flowers with text that reads ‘my face hurts. from pretending to like you…’
Funny - Face Hurts
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