In and Out with Dick and Jane

$ 14.95

Warning: If you think you're about to read a Dick and Jane classic reader, think again.

Dick and Jane, with their pals, Billy and Sally, might look as sweet and innocent as ever, but the world has finally caught up with the gang. (Or maybe we're just now finding out that things were always like this.) It's not See Dick Run, but See Billy Cross-dress. Instead of their ABCs, Dick and Jane learn about the wonders of credit cards, they human reproductive system, and abusive carnies. And even though she's always smiling, Sally has a habit of terrorizing nature, and there's nothing anyone can do to stop her.

***This book is a parody and has not been prepared, approved, or authorized by the creators of the "Dick and Jane" reading primers for children. Dick and Jane® is a registered trademark of Pearson Education, Inc.