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A card with a black and white image of a woman standing in front of a bar sign and says “yesterday I quit drinking…”
Funny - Celebrate
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Funny - Check Engine Light
$ 6.00
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A white card with an image of a cheese triangle that says “Why, yes. I certainly would like some cheese with this whine.”
Funny - Cheese & Whine
$ 5.00
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Funny - Chest Pain
$ 6.00
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A white card with colored flecks that says “Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. CHOCOLATE IS SALAD.”
Funny - Chocolate Salad
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A card with an image of animals and a princess with a word bubble saying “nice. Y’all appear now the chores are done.”
Funny - Chores Are Done
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Funny - Classy Sassy
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A white card with “Hobbies include: Justifying my coffee consumption to myself.” written in pink letters.
Funny - Coffee Consumption
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An ivory card with flecks that says “Coffee - You can do this. Wine - You don’t have to do this. Tequila - You just did that.”
Funny - Coffee, Wine, & Tequila
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A white card that says “Adulting Goals: actually cooking food” in purple and pink.
Funny - Cooking Food
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A white minimalist card that says “Dad no matter how old I get, I will always need you ... and your credit card.“
Funny - Dad Credit Card
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Funny - Dad No Matter What
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A minimalist greeting card in white with black text that reads ‘Dad My gift to you is another year of not having to pay for my wedding …You’re welcome.’
Funny - Dad Pay For Wedding
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A minimalist greeting card in white with black text that reads ‘Dad, Thanks for raising me to be a proper fucking lady.’
Funny - Dad Raising Me
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A minimalist greeting card in white with black text that reads ‘Dad You’re a super asshole … I mean hero.’
Funny - Dad Super Asshole
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A solid white greeting card with black text that reads ‘Dad, I love how we don’t have to say out loud that I’m your favorite.’
Funny - Dad Your Favorite
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A greeting card with an image of three 1800s era men in top hats with marquis above that reads ‘Damn The Man!’
Funny - Damn The Man
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Funny - Dat Ass Tho
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Funny - Dat Ass Tho
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A simple white greeting card with gold heart on front and text that reads ‘Mom there’s no one I’d rather day drink with’.
Funny - Day Drink With Mom
$ 5.00
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A minimalist greeting card with small black text that reads ‘Dear Diary, I don’t get why I feel bad all the time when I drink 8 glasses of water a year just like you’re supposed to.’
Funny - Dear Diary
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Funny - Dear Mom You Were Right
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A greeting card with a vintage comic book style image of a man and woman embracing with a text bubble that reads ‘Here’s to spending the rest of our lives trying to get out of debt together.’
Funny - Debt Together
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A greeting card with the image of a classical style painting of a woman in full dress with ridiculous looking collar and text over that reads ‘“It takes a lot of money to make a person look this cheap.” -Dolly Parton’.
Funny - Dolly Parton Cheap
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Funny - Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus
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A greeting card with a black and white vintage photo of three woman smiling and white text that reads ‘I don’t want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything,’.
Funny - Don’t Brag
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A white greeting card with the image of a Bat-eared fox and a deer with an orange speech bubble that reads ‘Don’t pretend you can’t hear me.’
Funny - Don’t Pretend You Can’t Hear Me
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A greeting card with the image of a classical style portrait painting of a woman with an annoyed look on her face and black typewriter text that reads ‘“What fresh hell is this?” -Dorothy Parker’.
Funny - Dorothy Parker Fresh Hell
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Funny - Douche Canoe
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A greeting card with an image of a classical style painting of a man in full robes holding a manuscript and black typewriter text that reads ‘“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” -Douglas Adams’.
Funny - Douglas Adams Deadlines
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Funny - Dream Is To Eat and Not Get Fat
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A minimalist greeting card with silver text that reads ‘All of my voicemails to my therapist end with me thanking the drive-thru guy.’
Funny - Drive-Thru Guy
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Funny - Drunk Cat
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A simple white greeting card with an image of a refrigerator and black typewriter text above that reads ‘I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator.’
Funny - Dryer Refrigerator
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A greeting card with an image of three angels and horns with text underneath that reads ‘Dude. Sweet party.’
Funny - Dude Sweet Party
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A greeting card with an image of a forest ranger and speech bubble that reads ‘Take that dumb bear costume off, Danny.’ and an image of a bear with a speech bubble that reads ‘Who’s Danny?’
Funny - Dumb Bear Costume
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A simple white greeting card with black text that reads ‘eating - [ētiNG] verb - when you are bored and there is nothing else to do’.
Funny - Eating
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A greeting card with the image of a classical style painting of a woman standing in a field with a sun umbrella and reading a letter with text that reads ‘“Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.” -Edna St. Vincent Millay’.
Funny - Edna Millay Good Advice
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A greeting card with the image of a classical style painting of a woman looking off into the distance and black typewriter text that reads ‘“A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it’s in hot water.” -Eleanor Roosevelt’.
Funny - Eleanor Roosevelt Tea Bag
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Funny - Enjoy This Day
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A greeting card with an image of a classical style painting of a man in a suit examining his cane with text that reads ‘“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” -Ernest Hemingway’.
Funny - Ernest Hemingway Do Sober
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A greeting card with an image of a classical style painting of a woman draped over a couch asleep with text that reads ‘“I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know.” -Ernest Hemingway’.
Funny - Ernest Hemingway Sleep
$ 6.00
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A minimalist greeting card in white with black text that reads ‘etc. [et ‘sedere] an abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do’.
Funny - Etc
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A white greeting card with the image of a small rabbit with a speech bubble above that reads ‘A rabbit thinks about sex every 3 boobs’.
Funny - Every Three Boobs
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A greeting card with a vintage black and white photo of a naked woman holding a towel over herself and text that reads ‘Exercise makes you look better naked…’
Funny - Exercise Look Better Naked
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A greeting card with a collage of a little girl with a serious face and flowers with text that reads ‘my face hurts. from pretending to like you…’
Funny - Face Hurts
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A greeting card with the image of a renaissance man with a horn and text coming from his bottom end that reads ‘pfffftt’.
Funny - Fart
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A greeting card with the image of a vintage black and white photo of a woman standing outside with her hand on her hip next to a small child and text that reads ‘Sometimes I think, “Screw this, I’ll just become a stripper”…’
Funny - Fat Stripper
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