"Before I die I'd like to hold something cute besides your miniature dog."
Uh-oh, it's your mom.
A phone call from her can feel like an interrogation, a game of 20 Questions with your life as the subject. She wants to know what you're doing, when you're doing it, and who you're doing it with.
Mom has advice for everything, and she will drop her knowledge on you whether you want it or not. No matter if you laugh, cringe, or roll your eyes, these barbs, quips, jokes, and jabs will ring familiar to mothers and children of all ages.
