"Stop riding that penguin. We're leaving."
If you're a parent, there's a very good chance you've found yourself saying some rather funny and downright bizarre things to your children, from "Please put it down. Asparagus is not a weapon," to "I am NOT talking to you until you are wearing underwear," and every unbelievable thing in between. Graphic designer and fellow parent Nathan Ripperger has brought these historical sayings to life with his colorful, light-hearted illustrations. A reminder of the shared absurdity of parenthood, Things I've Said to My Children is a charming glimpse at daily life––where grocery stores are battle arenas and toilet seats somehow end up on the coffee table.
